Category Archives: A Little Bit Ranty

Would You Like a Bag with That?

Lately, there seems to be a trend in retail establishments to avoid giving you a bag for your merchandise. On the one hand, I get it. If someone only has one thing, like a candy bar, why waste the bag? On the other hand, though, it seems to have created a contempt for anyone who requests one.

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Send the Trees to Brooklyn

I went outside this morning to get the paper, only to find that the worst possible thing had happened: At some point yesterday, someone had planted a tree on the city-owned strip of land in front of my house, directly on the property line between my neighbor and me.

Some people might take this tree’s appearance as a good thing. In fact, most people would probably think it a good thing. I am not one of those people. Continue reading

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All I Want for Christmas is … Candy Corn?

When I was younger, one of the most exciting parts of each holiday season was all of the holiday-specific candy and desserts that only came out that time of year. For me,

  • Easter = Chick-shaped Peeps
  • Halloween = Candy corn, mellowcreme pumpkins, and the miniature version of any candy (which, in my head, meant they didn’t really have calories in them)
  • Christmas = Marshmallow-filled chocolate Santa Clauses and green and red M&Ms
  • Valentine’s Day = Conversation hearts
  • St. Patrick’s Day = Irish soda bread (OK, that’s not really a candy or dessert, but I did look forward to my mom making it every year.)
  • Thanksgiving = Pumpkin pie and pecan pie

But there’s been a trend in recent years ruining the magic of the anticipation of these treats. Continue reading

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